The Obituary of Rudolph

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Obit.

Obituary from The North Pole Gazette.      The North Pole Gazette has announced  that Santa’s long time leading reindeer, Rudolph, has succumbed to Brucellosis, and past away quietly yesterday.       He will no longer be playing any Reindeer games, said Santa of his long time friend, and I’ll have nobody to guide my sleigh tonight, lamented  Santa. He surly will be missed. …...Rudolph was famous for his Proboscis Rouge ( Latin for red nose ) that he had acquired from many, many nights cavort with a certain other promiscuous Reindeer named Vixen. Too many late night party’s had caused him to acquire his “Shiny Red Nose” that he was so famous for.       Rudolph is survived by his fellow yoke mates, Dasher, Dancer, and Prancer, Comet Cupid,Vixen, Doner and Blitzen, but, he was of course the most famous reindeer of them all.      In honoring the memory of Rudolph, the Hormel Meat Packing Company has bought Rudy's carcass and plans to make Spam out of him. Sort of a Rudolph in a can if you will. A spokesman for Hormel said “Now every time you have a Spam sandwich at the picnic, you’ll think of Ole Rudolph”.      A eulogy service will be held after the holidays, followed by a buffet that will feature “La Pâté ala Rudolph”, because, as Santa says,  “Rudolph would have wanted it that way”.